This is starting to feel like Pask Makes' scrapwood challenge
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx4aVdqrbWc&list=PLuKoJWkcJCp4Kqw_bg6F73tQ5qpVm8YOf]
. Much like the wands [https://wgb.me/wand-stand/], I had a bunch of turned pens
scattered around. As any self-respecting woodworker does, I had a small offcut
scrap